A Spot of Blue

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

In other media: Captain America

astrolily:

finally someone put these two together

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

oldtobegin:

my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend

oldtobegin:

my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

circusgifs:

Tweets & Emails : Ass mode !

+ bonus

I’m going to miss him so

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.